When it's late and nothing is going right...

"Excuse me, miss. I couldn't help noticing you, and I wondered...would you...care to...join me for a drink? Just talking. I'm having a really...really bad night...and I can't seem to find anyone...who just will sit with me for just...Without yelling at me or something, you know? I honestly wouldn't approach you in this state...were I not so...unusually...intrigued. There. I bared my soul to you. May I?"